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January 31, 2002
The Onion: Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities
Judge Orders God To Break Up Into Smaller Deities
...In the end, however, God was unable to convince Schofield that He did not deliberately create a marketplace hostile to rival deities. God's attorneys attempted to convince the judge of His openness to rivals, pointing to His longtime participation in the "Holy Trinity," but the effort failed when Schofield determined that Jesus Christ and the Holy Ghost are "more God subsidiaries than competitors."
Heh.
Posted by chris at January 31, 2002 05:53 PM | Permalink
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